March 2012
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that photo is so beautiful
the editing is perfect.
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I’m sorry but can someone as attractive as zac efron come about and love me or?
no didn’t think so. i can dream can’t i?
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Shaggy - It Wasn’t Me
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extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
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I’m seriously picking Vikki up from the airport in a poncho and sombrero with a giant sign. I’m not even kidding. The sign may just be in spanish.
hashtag reasons i’m single
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you’re crashing, but you’re no wave.
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there’s a large spaceship sounding thing outside.
has the mothership come back for me
is this it?
When people tell me I’m “gorgeous” or my new favorite joke “stunning.”
I’m sorry do these people need their eyes checked or I’m missing something seriously. There isn’t one “stunning” thing about me…at least not until I open my mouth and it’s stunning how I cuss like a trucker and how much of a sarcastic asshole I am. I just...
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
February 2012
520 posts
you always know when my mom or i are on our street.
you can hear music extremely loud and sharp turns from the tires.
xoxo the best drivers in america!!
i love how i reply to every one of amanda’s posts even if it has nothing to do with me.
i just tell her my reaction basically.
breastnest:
snooki is pregnant and republicans STILL want to outlaw abortion????
I find it kind of funny that I want everything a relationship involves… just not an actual relationship…
that makes no sense what so ever.
fuck yeah trust issues!!!
I feel like a taco or a cat could be better presidential candidates than the current ones.
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Beggin’ On Your Knees - Victoria Justice
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My mom said her boyfriend might not want to go get my iphone Friday and I’d have to wait a few days.
OR HE WILL FUCKING COME INTO TOWN THE ONE DAY SHE HAS OFF AND FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE IF NOT I’M GOING TO GO DOWN INTO THE VERIZON STORE, BREAK IN, ACTIVATE THE PHONE MYSELF AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY GORILLA DRAGGING MY HANDS ON THE FLOOR AND SCREAMING “IT’S FINALLY...
Well March does start tomorrow, and I want to set actual goals for myself this month and perhaps try and keep them.
get right the hell over you.
lose 10-15lbs
start jogging…outside…if it stops snowing like it currently is.
workout everyday(at least 6 days) for two hours.
lift more free weights thus including straight bar.
learn how to use the straight bar.
no longer give a fuck...
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narwhalslover33:
relationships are so scary.
boys are dumb
feelings are dumb
relationships or lack there of are dumb
my mother pressuring me into getting a boyfriend is dumb
she doesn’t even have a clue whats been going on for two months so ok
youre dumb in general.
being alone forever with cats and pizza is not dumb.
people who are in relationships and have sex like once or twice a week or like a month.
how why
you have someone to fuck as often as you’d like but you’re like lolnah.
i mean idk about y’all but that just wouldn’t fly with me.
maybe i feel this way because i haven’t been in a relationship..well a real one.